Funny sms; 9386 messages
1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,
Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,
Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail
lagta hai driver mar gaya.->
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Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,
Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi
ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
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What is the difference
Between
1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?
Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited
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Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)
Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?
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When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
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When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
142 chars (1 sms)
Bin laden''s son was
studying in an American
School.
Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"
He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?
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gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.
Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.
52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.
Insan 3rd class ho tum.
Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,
aur COW main peche?
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It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
159 chars (1 sms)
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?
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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
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7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..
or...
Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...
Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..
GEO MUSHARAF.......;->
186 chars (2 sms)
AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he
y?
Batao kio
?
B''coz
"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p
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Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
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@ HI Meri Jaan
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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!
262 chars (2 sms)